Retail Fail

I feel as though everywhere I have been lately I have witnessed FAIL! As I was adding it all up I realized...it's mostly retail...enjoy!


Heard in Hobby Lobby: 9 feet is 1 yard right?


In Kmart
Jean: Excuse me sir, I was wondering if someone could help me find paint thinner
Kmart Dude (found in electronics): Uhm...did you look in the paint department?
Jean: Yessss
KD: Well then we don't have it
Jean: Okay then, can I just get someone from that department over here
KD: That would be me
Jean: Super....have a good one....

In Walmart
 I was waiting in crafts for someone to cut some fabric for about a total of an hour (had gone there twice that day with no help...even though I had asked other departments) So I took the fabric, cut it myself and took it and the skews to the front.
Jean: I am so sorry to put you through the trouble but (explains story) just wondering if you could ring these up so I can go home
Cashier: NO PROBLEM! I am so sorry Maam...let me get a manager
Manager walks over and after being explained the situation: Look here lady I have a line at deli, photo, clothing and fabric...you are the last thing on my mind. You need to go back there and stand in line like everyone else
Jean: There was no one there when I was back there, I was the only one in line. I would appreciate it if you could just ring these up
Manager: I can't do that because I doubt you cut them the right length. You are just going to have to go back there and wait
Jean: No thats ok...you can have them...Ill go to Hobby Lobby
(by the way this was sooooo a pregger moment I would have never cut my own fabric!)

Walmart (yay)
Jean: *rings bell for service at clothing*
Jean: waits for 5 minutes
Jean: *rings bell a little lowder, unsure anyone heard it*
Walmart Worker: OKAY! I heard you the FIRST time


Little quaint shop in Michigan
Jean: Hello, I am sorry to bother you. I was actually here earlier today and the cashier, Becca, shorted me three dollars.
Cashier: Okay
Jean: *gives blank look*
Cashier: Well I can leave a note for the manager
Jean: Actually I live out of town so I was wondering if I could get my change now
Cashier: Well...I don't know about that
Jean: *gives blank look*
Cashier: I would have to count the drawer
Jean: *looks around to see no one in line and just a couple of people in the store* Okay...I can wait
Cashier: Okay.....Ill let you know if it is 3 dollars short
Jean walks away as Jamie says :She knows it has to be 3 over right?
Cashier: Okay...here is your 3 dollars
Jean: Was it over?
Cashier: yea...
Jean: Okay thanks I...
Cashier: Whatever makes you happy (sarcastic)
Jean: I appreciate it.....*walks away feeling AKWARD*

IS CUSTOMER SERVICE DEAD!? How hard is it to apologize/walk someone over to a product/help the tired pregnant lady measure out the tool! Ok I vented : )