FAIL!

Oh man, I love being in small town simple nowhere but there ARE somethings that seem to...fail here. Such as..



In the burbs it was SOOO nice to just do everything online....in your own home everything was a click away. Out here in the middle of nowhere Colts country (GO COLTS! WOOT!) in order to start service and stop service for your water you must pay a deposit, up front, AND in person. In Chicago any kind of deposit you had was split up into bills and did not need to be paid before you could have the services...such as water...a fluid that you need to LIVE!FAIL! And you wonder why the lady looked at me funny when I asked if they took Visa.



I was at Aldi enjoying all the cheapo groceries and trying to remember why I never shopped at this particular one before. I went to go check out all of my goodies and I stood at the counter for. five. minutes. Where was the clerk you ask? Right next to me. Stocking shelves. She looked at me twice. Uhm...FAIL! Maybe Aldi should train their employees on customers first?



As I was leaving Aldi I asked a gentleman in a rather worn out sweat suit and grungy sock cap if he would like to use my cart. Through the scratchy smoker voice and smacking of his 80+ year old gums I think...I THINK I heard..."Naw all I neeza gallon a chocolate milk. I dun reckon Id need much more den dat" I heart you old man...but FAIL!



As I was going through my neighborhood I saw a younger gentleman pushing a very expensive pimped out stroller, smoking a cigarette over the stroller of course, wearing sweat pants, a wife beater, and a fedora...enough said...FAIL!



For some reason they have taken 2 months to fix a fourth of a mile of road out here on one of our busiest entrances into Peru, taking all the cars on this little stretch of country road that is winding, and out of the way. Not only inconvenient, is said road, but does not seem to be made for two vehicles let alone population Peru. FAIL!

My brother comes home from the church we grew up in and tells me, on my anniversary no less, that he ran into my ex. He then proceeds to tell me the conversation

K: Hey how are you?
Guy: I am good how....
K(interrupting): How are your parents?
Guy: uhm...goo....
K(again cant wait for conclusion to answer): Well I tried to talk to your Dad on facebook. He never replied. Why is that? *stares condemningish at son of man who did not talk to him* Let it go dude that was like last summer.... CREEPY FAIL!

And there you have it...may have another one, one day...but for now this is it. AND I am not complaining about my beloved Peru in anyway...just appreciating how special it has become to me...LOL