Heard Here and There

I try to keep track of all the funny things said around here...sometimes I just cant! Here are some of them :)


Guy (via text): I had to go to the ER for lock jaw today :(
Jean(via text): Aw, Im sorry bro....wanna talk about it? BAHAHAHAHA


Jamie: Justice! What are you doin babee???
Justice (with open book in hand): weadin'
Jamie: WHAT?!?
Justice: weadin'
Jamie: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Justice: Weadin'....


Added to Justice's vocab are: ow, wow, no, yea, cheese, and weadin' (reading), Guy, I dont know, yay


Jamie to me: I love you so much, I don't know what I would do without you and I thank God everyday what I am the one that gets you. You mean everything to me ...


AWWWWWWW! He is so sweet :)


Jubilee sneezed and Jamie said "Are you ok?" while I said "cover your mouth, please." Jubilee said "Im ok" and then looked right at me and said "I'm okay MOM!"

Me: I think I may go an apply at Subway. I have worked there before
Ty: Did you just say you used to be a whore?!
Me:NO! I said I worked there before!
Ty: Jean...we were all whores before Jesus


Me: Justice, can you say ...Ricky?
Justice looks at Jamie: HI!
Me: Justice, can you say, Guy?
Justice looks at Jamie: HI!
Me: Justice, can you say Rachel?
Justice: No.
Me: Can you say Rayray?
Justice: Rayray!
Me: Good job! Can you say Juju?
Juju: Im right here!!!
Justice: Ricky!

During a hail storm- Jamie: Let's get the HAIL outta here!!!!

Me: Justice it's never boring with you
Jubilee: It's not boring with me too!
Jamie (being silly and sarcastic): Juju yes it is....
Me: Say "daddy! thats not true!!!"
Jubilee hangs her head:yes it is....

Jubilee about hot chocolate: This is brown. This...this is sugar. Yea. This is brown sugar.

Me: Would you like me to cut your hair?
Jubilee: No I want to keep it on...

Ryan at the Christmas decorating party for Epic: Jean...you messed up the tree and I had to rearrange some ornaments
Me: Well...I am sorry.....
Ryan: I was going to go around spreading rumors about you, but decided that it was more Biblical to confront you face to face.

Jubilee to Rachel: HI! (Points at my mom) this is my friend, Grandma

Jubilee to Jovie who was wearing pants with a flower on the bottom:JOVIE! I LOVE your butt!!!

Justice keeps calling Jovie "Bobby" cuz she cant say "Baby" :)